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Friday at quitting time, Jim said,
‘Boss, have you got any extra work I can do tonight?’
Sure do but I can’t pay you overtime.
That’s okay, I just don’t want to go home.
Well, I’ve been in the doghouse since last night.
I see...Why? What did you do to deserve that?
I still don’t know, it must be one of those woman things.
I was minding my own business relaxing in front of the TV.
My wife enters the room & asks, "What’s on the TV?"
And honestly, I swear all I said was, "Dust!"
She’s been mad ever since!
The wife found fault with her husband’s grace/truthfulness & forefeited her companionship.
We also forfeit a great deal when the find fault with God’s grace.
Jake was 92, and Jessie was 89 when they found each other and decided to get married. They were so excited.
One day they were strolling along discussing their wedding plans, and on the way, they passed a drug store. Jake said, “Let’s go in here,” and Jessie followed. He walked to the rear of the store and asked, “Are you the owner?”
He said, “Yes, I am.”
Jake said, “Well, we’re about to get married. You sell heart medication?”
The pharmacist said, “Of course we do.”
“How about medicine for circulation?”
“Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?”
“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
“Yes, a large variety.”
“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease – any of that?”
“You sell wheel chairs, walkers, and those scooter chairs?”
“Yes, all speeds and sizes,” said the druggist.