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I've Always Liked The Story Of The 3 Old Widows ...
Shared By: Steve Malone on May 14, 2001
Summary: I’ve always liked the story of the 3 old widows who lived together. One sister got up to go to bed, half way up the stairs she stopped and asked "was I going up or was I coming down" One sister replied with hint of aggravation, "you were going up ...
Category: Humor
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There Are Two Things That Would Cause Me To Step ...
Shared By: Arlyn Shaeffer on Feb 26, 2003
Summary: There are two things that would cause me to step away from the ministry. The first one is losing my memory. The second one is... well, I can't remember the second one.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: Calvary Chapel
Scripture: none
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As Afflictions In Christ Abound And Are ...
Shared By: Terry Laughlin on Dec 12, 2005
Summary: As afflictions in Christ abound and are prolonged, consolations abound and perseverance is given by Jesus as long as Christians go to Him as teacher for He invites them to be His students. (Matthew Henry Commentary) As Christians throw off the ...
Category: Quotes
based on 7 ratings
Scripture: none
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Sometime When You're In An Airport, Observe The ...
Shared By: Jim Kilson on Feb 18, 2006
Summary: Sometime when you’re in an airport, observe the difference between passengers who hold confirmed tickets and those who are on standby. The ones with confirmed tickets read newspapers, chat with their friends or sleep. The ones on standby hang around...
Category: Quotes
Scripture: none
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Jake Was 92, And Jessie Was 89 When They Found ...
Shared By: Stewart Holloway on Nov 14, 2006
Summary: Jake was 92, and Jessie was 89 when they found each other and decided to get married. They were so excited. One day they were strolling along discussing their wedding plans, and on the way, they passed a drug store. Jake said, “Let’s go in here,”...
Category: Humor
based on 12 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
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The Great Evangelist George Whitefield Was ...
Shared By: Don Jones on Mar 19, 2007
Summary: The great evangelist George Whitefield was relating the difficulties of the gospel ministry to some friends. He said that he was weary of the burdens and was glad that his work would soon be over and that he would depart this earthly scene to be wi...
Category: Quotes
based on 7 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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A Wealthy Man And His Son Loved To Collect Rare ...
Shared By: John Shearhart on Apr 10, 2007
Summary: A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war...
Category: Stories
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Scripture: none
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Years Ago We Discovered The Exact Point, The ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net."
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Only The Middle-aged Have All Their Five Senses ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in keeping of their wits.
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age Is When A Person Starts Thinking ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Middle age is when a person starts thinking about resigning from the Jet Set and joining the Set Set.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age Is When The Only Thing That Can Lead ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Middle age is when the only thing that can lead you down the garden path is a seed catalog.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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If People Fought Sin As Hard As They Do Middle ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "If people fought sin as hard as they do middle age, earth would be a moral paradise."
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age Is When A Woman Takes Her High School ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Middle age is when a woman takes her high school annual out of the bookcase and hides it where the children can't find it.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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One Good Thing About Middle-age Spread Is That ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: One good thing about middle-age spread is that it brings people closer together.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age Is When A Guy Keeps Turning Off ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
Category: Quotes
based on 7 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age Is When Your Classmates Are So Gray ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Shall I Not Bless The Middle Years? Not I For ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Shall I not bless the middle years? Not I for youth repine While warmly round me cluster lives More dear to me than mine.
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age Is The Awkward Period When Father ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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I Do Not Know If The Days Are Dwindling To A ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "I do not know if the days are dwindling to a precious few for me or if I will make it to 98 like my grandfather. Nevertheless, at 50 I am convinced that we must live as if we're immortal."
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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The Really Frightening Thing About Middle Age Is ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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By The Time We Hit Fifty, We Have Learned Our ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves."
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Life Begins At 40but So Do Fallen Arches, ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "Life begins at 40but so do fallen arches, lumbago, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times."
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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When A Man Is Pushing 60, Thats Exercise ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "When a man is pushing 60, thats exercise enough."
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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One Of The Many Things Nobody Ever Tells You ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age Is That Difficult Period Between ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "Middle age is that difficult period between juvenile delinquency and senior citizenship, when you have to take care of yourself."
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age Is When You Still Believe Youll Feel ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Middle age is when you still believe youll feel better in the morning.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age: When You're Grounded For Several ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Middle age: when you're grounded for several days after flying high for one night.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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You've Reached Middle Age When All You Exercise ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: You've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Middle Age Is When You Don't Have To Have Fun To ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Middle age is when you don't have to have fun to enjoy yourself.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Once A Man's Fifty, He's Entitled Only To Make ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "Once a man's fifty, he's entitled only to make large and serious mistakes."
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none