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A Teacher Was Trying To Teach Her Class A Lesson ...
Shared By: Steve Malone on May 10, 2001
Summary: A teacher was trying to teach her class a lesson about fractions. After the lesson she tested one of the boys who was in a large family. Johnny, she said, There are 6 people in your family. Your mom bakes a pie, and she cuts it up for you, what perc...
Category: Stories
based on 149 ratings
Scripture: none
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Just This Week I Read Of The Story Of A Danish ...
Shared By: John Williams III on Aug 30, 2002
Summary: Just this week I read of the story of a Danish noblewoman, namely Baroness Blixen whose character was made known in the movie Out Of Africa. She lived in Kenya as the owner of a large Coffee plantation. There was a tribe known as the Kikuyu tribe th...
Category: Stories
based on 1 rating
Denomination: United Methodist
Scripture: none
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A Senior Pastor Who Told His ...
Shared By: D. Greg Ebie on Apr 27, 2006
Summary: ILLUSTRATION: A senior pastor who told his handsome new assistant pastor to avoid the dangers of immorality in the ministry. The assistant pastor quite sure of himself said, "I’ll do much of my socializing in groups, there is safety in numbers." ...
Category: Humor
based on 11 ratings
Denomination: Assembly Of God
Scripture: none
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Its Really Hard For Me To Keep Trim. Im One Of ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Its really hard for me to keep trim. Im one of those people who can work up an appetite eating.
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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My Therapist Told Me The Way To Achieve True ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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I Come From A Family Where Gravy Is Considered A ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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I Am Not A Glutton I Am An Explorer Of ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: I am not a glutton I am an explorer of food.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women On ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Obesity Is A Condition Which Proves That The ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves.
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Americans Are Just Beginning To Regard Food The ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Americans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always have. Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Square Meals Often Make Round ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Square meals often make round people.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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To Lengthen Thy Life, Lessen Thy ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals."
Category: Quotes
based on 1 rating
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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A Good Dinner Is Not To Be Despised. It Paves ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: A good dinner is not to be despised. It paves the way for all the virtues.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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The Best Number For A Dinner Prty Is Twomyself ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: The best number for a dinner prty is twomyself and a damn good waiter.
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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The Formal Washington Dinner Party Has All The ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral.
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Today The Four Basic Food Groups Are: Too Fat, ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "Today the four basic food groups are: too fat, too salty, too tasteless, and too expensive."
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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When One Is Too Old For Love, One Finds Great ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "When one is too old for love, one finds great comfort in good dinners."
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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A Man Seldom Thinks With More Earnestness Of ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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People Sometimes Praise A Restaurant By Saying ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: People sometimes praise a restaurant by saying it makes them feel at home.I don't want to feel at home in a restaurant. I want to feel that I'm having a night out.
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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A Dinner Invitation, Once Accepted, Is A Sacred ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend."
Category: Quotes
based on 4 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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He May Live Without Love What Is Passion But ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: He may live without love what is passion but pining? But where is the man who can live without dining?
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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The Lard Starts Forming On The Guest Even ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: "The lard starts forming on the guest even before he gets out of his car, and by the time he rises flushed from the table, the can be used to baste an ox."
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Never Eat More Than You Can ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Never eat more than you can lift.
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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No Man In The World Has More Courage Than The ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
Category: Quotes
based on 6 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: Matthew 6:16-18
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Going To A Dinner Party That Doesnt Serve ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: Going to a dinner party that doesnt serve martinis is as desirable as spending a long weekend in a Turkish prison.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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The Only Man Who Is Really Free Is The One Who ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Category: Quotes
based on 1 rating
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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There Is No Sincerer Love Than The Love Of ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 12, 2007
Summary: There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Category: Quotes
based on 1 rating
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none