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Andrew Chan avatar
Have You Ever Heard Of The Woman Who Hated ...
Shared By: Andrew Chan on May 17, 2001
Summary: Have you ever heard of the woman who hated Mother’s Day? According to the Toronto Star’s website, there was such a woman. If you think the spirit of Mother’s Day has been spoiled by the commercialism of cards, flowers and once-a-...
Category: Stories
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Charles Swindoll Says, "to Walk By Faith Does Not ...
Shared By: John Hamby on Jul 24, 2001
Summary: Charles Swindoll says, “To walk by faith does not mean that we stop thinking. To trust God does not imply becoming slovenly or lazy or apathetic. What a distortion of biblical faith! You and I need to trust God for our finances, but that is no licen...
Category: Quotes
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Denomination: Baptist
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Ways to Know Your Church Is Unfriendly
Shared By: Ken Kersten on Jun 3, 2003
Summary: Ways to know your church is unfriendly. When the sign out front says – For members only When the parking lot has a sign that says – unauthorized vehicles will be towed at owners expense. When the church lobby has a sign that says –...
Category: Humor
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How to Get Kicked Out of Church on Christmas Eve
Shared By: Peter Loughman on Dec 15, 2008
Summary: HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF CHURCH ON CHRISTMAS EVE Christmas Eve 1990. I came this close to being physically thrown out of church. We were new to town and we heard that a certain church in town had a fantastic Christmas Eve service. So, we went ...
Category: Stories