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SIGN FOR THE BATHROOM DOOR Attention Everyone: The Bathroom Door is Closed! Please do not stand there and talk, whine or ask questions. Wait unti...
In a recent NCAA cross-country championship held in Riverside, California, 123 of the 128 runners missed a turn. One competitor, Mike Delcavo, stayed...
Max Lucado (Angels were Silent) Describes how in a similar way we cry out for something to cut through the clutter of life, turning to faith and re...
Scripture: Psalms 23:1
FEAR AND THE DECEITS OF THE HEART I think Edward Welch chose brilliantly the title for his book on overcoming the fear of man: When People are Big...
"Leslie Weatherhead tells of a little boy who was admitted to an orphanage after his parents were killed. One of the first items on the agenda was to...
Scripture: Revelation 21:1-21:7, Acts 3:12-3:19, Acts 9:10-9:17, Galatians 5:22, Acts 3:1-3:1, [more]
Tags: Lord's Supper
Minister, Funny: THE CHAIN LETTER The chairman of the Church Board received the following chain letter in the mail: "This chain letter is meant to...
Scripture: Psalms 1:1-1:6
Two little boys got into a fight. But the next morning Johnny took his cap and headed for Bobbyís house again. Surprised, an older member of the fam...
Tags: God The Father
A couple of years ago on Americaís Funniest Home Videos, a young boy was shown on Christmas morning. He came down to see a large present beside the...
GREED: THE CAT AND THE VASE A man wanders into a small antique shop in San Francisco. Mostly it's cluttered with knickknacks and junk. On the floor...
Scripture: Luke 12:15, Luke 14:7-14:14, Luke 14:1-14:6, 2 Timothy 2:8-2:15, 2 Timothy 2:8-2:15, [more]
Marriage License: A Learnerís Permit Itís a wise groom who has to be dragged to the altar. He knows what love is. Itís death. If lovers donít know...