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Two Men Were Walking Through A Field One Day ...
Shared By: Michael Belcher on Nov 19, 2001
Summary: Two men were walking through a field one day when they spotted an enraged bull. Instantly they darted toward the nearest fence. The storming bull followed in hot pursuit, and it was soon apparent they wouldn’t make it. Terrified, the one shouted to ...
Category: Humor
based on 20 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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President Clinton Named Kristine Gebbie, A ...
Shared By: Donnie Martin on Oct 14, 2002
Summary: President Clinton named Kristine Gebbie, a lesbian, as the new AIDS czar. Four months later she spelled out her perceptions on traditional morality. She said, [The United States] “needs to view human sexuality as an essentially important and ple...
Category: Quotes
based on 34 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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A Perfect Preacher
Shared By: David Parks on Jan 30, 2003
Summary: A PERFECT PREACHER After hundreds of years, a model preacher has been found to suit everyone. He preaches exactly 20 minutes and then sits down. He condemns sin but never hurts anyone. He works from 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. In every type of work fr...
Category: Humor
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Here Is A Poem That Was Given To Me By A Member ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Jun 18, 2007
Summary: Here is a poem that was given to me by a member of my creative worship team that expresses what I am trying to tell you. I Am Thankful For The Wife Who Says It’s Hot Dogs Tonight, Because She Is Home With Me, And Not Out With Someone Else. For Th...
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based on 4 ratings
Denomination: *other
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Do You Know How to Pray
Shared By: Donnie Martin on Apr 28, 2008
Summary: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PRAY I heard a story of a ship that was sinking in the middle of a storm, and the captain called out to the crew and said, "Does anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward and said, "Yes sir, I know how to pray."...
Category: Humor