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WHICH HORN?
A young city boy went to the farm to spend time with his grandfather. While setting on the porch swing, the young lad noticed a cow behind the fence and asked grandfather, "What is that on the other side of the fence?"
The grandfather replied, "A cow."
"What is that on the cow’s head?"
"Those are horns!"
Directly the cow went moo. The little boy thought for a minute and then asked, "Which horn did he blow then?"
I hate horsesthey are uncomfortable in the middle and dangerous at both ends.
APE RIGHTS
The Spanish Parliament’s move to grant rights previously reserved for human beings to chimpanzees and other apes is a victory for those seeking to minimize the uniqueness of humanity, a bioethics specialist says. An environmental committee in Spain’s legislature approved a resolution on 5/25/08 calling for the government to abide by the Great Apes Project, a 15-year-old campaign to grant the right to life, freedom and no torture to chimps, gorillas, orangutans and bonobos. The measure has the support of a majority of Parliament and is expected to become law, according to Reuters News Service.
(BP News 7/1/08)
There was a lady that broke down in the middle of the desert. As she walked the heat beat down on her and her tongue swelled and her lips cracked from no water. She finally sat down and gave up from walking any further. Later she was found dead from lack of water. The sad thing is a mile north from her the way she was walking was a gas station with water and food, but becau...
STILL WATERS
"Still waters" as in Psalm 23 -- Sheep were not good swimmers, and it would be easy for sheep to be carried away with the current in a tumultuous river. The LORD brings us to drink from rivers that will satisfy our thirst and that will not carry us off into danger.
JOHNNY'S ONE-TRACK MIND
I'm like the little boy who was asked by his teacher, "Johnny what is your favorite animal?"
He said, "Fried chicken!" Being a PETA supporter, she sent him to the principal's office.
The next day she asked him, "Johnny, what it your favorite living animal?"
He said, "Chicken."
She said "Out of all the various kinds of animals, your favorite is chicken? Why?"
He said, "I see it as potential fried chicken!" Off to the principal's office he went.
The next day, teacher asked Johnny, "Who is the famous person you admire most?"
He replied, "Col. Sanders!"
"The way of a man with a maid be strange, yet simple and tame To the ways of a man with a horse, when selling or racing the same."
"Branding is the internalized sum of all impressions received by a consumer, which results in a distinctive position in their minds based on...
The craft of marketing is essentially the craft of branding.
"Branding is essentially concerned with five key areas: message, purpose, audience, image, and promise."
