A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I donít know where I am." The woman below replied, "Youíre in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. Youíre between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but Iíve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is Iím still lost. Frankly, youíve not been much help at all. If anything, youíve delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you donít know where you are or where youíre going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which youíve no idea how to keep, and you exp...
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