A minister parked his car in a "No Parking" spot and left a note on the car saying: "I have circled around the area ten times and I could not find a parking space. I am going to be late and so I am parking here. Please forgive us our trespasses."
The police officer found this note and he left a citation for his mistake of parking and also wrote a note for the minister. When the minister came back to his car, he found the note saying, "I am a police officer. I go around this block for 10 years, and if I do not give you a ticket, I will lose my job. Lead us not into temptation!"
