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A distraught man brought his wife to see the pastor. The woman was listless and unresponsive. After about thirty minutes of futile attempts to counsel them, the pastor walked over to the woman, pulled her from the chair, wrapped his arms around her and gave her a passionate kiss. The pastor turned to the husband and said, "There, thatís all she needs, about three times a week."
The man replied, "But Pastor, I can only bring her in on Thursdays."
(From a sermon by Larry Wilson, Husbands L-O-V-E, 9/1/2011)
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