THE MENíS THESAURUS (men donít always say what they mean) Ė excerpts:
When a man says: "ITíS A GUY THING"
He means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with this, and you have no chance at all of making it logical"
When a man says "UH HUH, SURE HONEY,Ē or ďYES, DEAR"
He means: Absolutely nothing Ė Itís a conditioned response.
When a man says "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
He means: "I have no idea how it works"
When a man says "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARDíí
He means: "I canít hear the game over the vacuum cleaner"
When a man says "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
He means: " I can hum every bar of the intro to Star Trek Ė original and TNG; the address of the first girl I ever kissed & the vehicle identification numbers of every car I ever owned Ė but I forgot your birthday"
When a man says íOH, DONíT FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. ITíS NO BIG DEAL"
He means: "I have actually se...
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