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BEARS, CAPS AND BAGS
Two hunters came across a bear so big that they dropped their rifles and ran for cover. One man climbed a tree while the other hid in a nearby cave. The bear was in no hurry to eat, so he sat down between the tree and the cave to reflect upon his good fortune. Suddenly, and for no apparent reason, the hunter in the cave came rushing out, almost ran into the waiting bear, hesitated, and then dashed back in again. The same thing happened a second time. When he emerged for the third time, his companion in the tree frantically called out, "Woody, are you crazy? Stay in the cave till he leaves!"
"Canít," panted Woody, "thereís another bear in there."
Is there a bear in your cave? And outside your cave? Often, it seems this way, doesnít it? Weíve got bears or bear problems coming at us right and left, in front of us and behind us and sometimes all around us.
ILL.- One man said: "Low on gas while on a vacation trip to Las Vegas, I pulled my van into a service station. As I was turning in, I spied lying on the ground a gas cap that looked like it might replace my missing one.
"I hurriedly parked by the pump, jumped out of the van, ran over and picked up the cap. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it screwed easily onto my tank. A perfect fit, I thought. And then I noticed the keyhole in the top of the cap." Poor guy.
Isnít this the way life goes at times? Like another said: "About the time you think you got everything in the bag, then the bag bursts."
(Steve Shepherd "In This You Greatly Rejoice" 1/19/2009)
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