Jesus and Satan had an arguement before God about which one could type on a computer faster and better. God commanded a contest. Satan was typing so fast that the keyboard was smoking, and sparks were flying from his fingertips. Jesus was not behind, but he kept doing something else that Satan was too busy to figure out. All of a sudden, the lights flickered and power went out. When the lights finally came back on Satan protested becuase he had to start all over. Jesus, on the other hand, slipped his disc into the A-drive and re-opened his document. "What is He doing?," howeled Satan. "How can He still have His work after the power outage." God sang back to him, "Jesus saves, Jesus saves."
