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In The 1950¡¦s Comedy Classic ¡§i Love Lucy,¡¨ ...
Shared By: Russell Brownworth on Dec 3, 2001
Summary: In the 1950¡¦s comedy classic ¡§I Love Lucy,¡¨ one episode dealt with Lucy¡¦s lack of cooking skills. She had no clue how much yeast to use. She kept dumping it in¡Kone box, two, three. She left the bread in the refrigerator for a while as she ta...
Category: Movies / Videos
based on 9 ratings
Denomination: United Methodist
Scripture: none
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The Truth Hurts
Shared By: Darren Ethier on May 9, 2002
Summary: THE TRUTH HURTS Some of us may be able to sympathize with the fellow who received a call from his wife just as she was about to fly home from Europe. "How’s my cat?" she asked. "Dead." "Oh, honey, don’t be so honest. Why didn’t you break the ne...
Category: Humor
based on 31 ratings
Denomination: Pentecostal
Scripture: none
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Annie Dillard, In Her Book The Writing Life, ...
Shared By: Rodney Buchanan on Jul 14, 2002
Summary: Annie Dillard, in her book The Writing Life, tells of an experiment that was done with butterflies. The experiment involved placing a male butterfly with a female butterfly of his own species. Then they placed a painted cardboard butterfly alongs...
Category: Stories
based on 46 ratings
Denomination: Methodist
Scripture: none
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There Is A Terrible Story About A Man Who ...
Shared By: William Neel on Jan 23, 2003
Summary: Ill. There is a terrible story about a man who went out to play golf early one Saturday morning. His wife became concerned when he had not returned home by dinner time. It wasn’t until about midnight when he came through the front door, exhausted....
Category: Humor
based on 76 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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Glossary
Shared By: Jerlette Mickie on Jan 28, 2003
Summary: Glossary Visionary – one who is creative thinker, innovator, seer, a futurist Provider- one who brings, gives or provides or contributes provision. A source of strength, security, and or ones well being. Making life better. Mentor- one tha...
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: Pentecostal
Scripture: none
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The Ten Comandments
Shared By: Jerlette Mickie on Jan 28, 2003
Summary: THE TEN COMANDMENTS FOR MEN Be a prayer warrior Impact your family before you attempt to impact the world Do something good in your community Impress your children not your buddies Be a God Chaser Take ownership of your mistakes ...
Category: Stories
based on 5 ratings
Denomination: Pentecostal
Scripture: none
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Consider Some Of The Dumb Things People Have Said ...
Shared By: Rick Stacy on Feb 24, 2003
Summary: Consider some of the dumb things people have said through the years: 1859 – "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to find oil? You’re crazy!" - the employees to Edwin L. Drake before his first successful oil well near Titusville, Penn ...
Category: Humor
based on 65 ratings
Scripture: none
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A Few Years Ago The Promise Keeps (which Urges ...
Shared By: A. Todd Coget on May 9, 2003
Summary: A few years ago the Promise Keeps (which urges tens of thousands of men nationwide to be responsible, self-disciplined, and God-fearing) drew fire from the then president of the National Organization of Women, Patricia Ireland, “Promise Keepers have...
Category: Quotes
based on 7 ratings
Scripture: none
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The Definition of Barbecuing
Shared By: SermonCentral PRO on Jun 9, 2003
Summary: THE DEFINITION OF BARBECUING It’s the only type of cooking a "real man" will do. When a man volunteers to do the ’BBQ’ the following chain of events is put into motion: 1) The woman goes to the store. 2) The woman fixes the salad, v...
Category: Humor
based on 53 ratings
Scripture: none
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You Can Be Born A Male, But It Takes Maturity ...
Shared By: Donnie Martin on Jun 15, 2003
Summary: “You can be born a male, but it takes maturity to be a man” (Ed Wood, “God’s Plan For The Man,” pg. 1).
Category: Quotes
based on 3 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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I Know You Have Heard The Phrase "remember The ...
Shared By: Dale Harlow on Jun 19, 2003
Summary: I know you have heard the phrase “remember the Alamo.” It is a story that illustrates what we, as men are all about. 187 men against the Mexican army of over 6000. They were extraordinary men, but they knew they couldn’t win with those odds. The...
Category: Stories
based on 8 ratings
Scripture: none
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Erma Bombeck – Wrote Something Called Rules…
Shared By: Steve Malone on Jul 10, 2003
Summary: Erma Bombeck – wrote something called rules… 1) Never have more children than you have car windows. 2) Never loan your car to someone to whom you have given birth. 3) Pick your friends carefully. A "friend" never goes on a diet when you are fat o...
Category: Humor
based on 7 ratings
Scripture: none
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Ilustración: Tomas Alba Edison Realizo 3,000 ...
Shared By: Jose Diaz on Nov 18, 2003
Summary: Ilustración: Tomas Alba Edison realizo 3,000 experimentos antes de inventar la bombilla. Cuando iba por el experimento numero 1,500 un periodista le dijo: señor Edison, usted ha fracasado 1,500 veces tratando de hacer una bombilla. No le dice esto ...
Category: Stories
based on 49 ratings
Denomination: Seventh-Day Adventist
Scripture: none
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A Man Walking Along A California Beach Was Deep ...
Shared By: Jason Cole on Mar 7, 2004
Summary: A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build...
Category: Humor
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The Men's Thesaurus (men Don't Always Say What ...
Shared By: SermonCentral PRO on Jun 7, 2004
Summary: THE MEN’S THESAURUS (men don’t always say what they mean) – excerpts: When a man says: "IT’S A GUY THING" He means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with this, and you have no chance at all of making it logical" When a man says...
Category: Humor
based on 13 ratings
Scripture: Psalms 5:1-8
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Great Reasons to Be a Guy
Shared By: SermonCentral PRO on Jun 7, 2004
Summary: Great Reasons To Be A Guy • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. • You can kill your own food. • Three pairs of shoes are way more than enough. • You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He mu...
Category: Humor
based on 7 ratings
Scripture: 1 Corinthians 16:13
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As I Mentioned At The Outset, "pride Is A ...
Shared By: Donnie Martin on Aug 18, 2004
Summary: As I mentioned at the outset, “Pride is a killer.” One man in history learned that lesson the hard way. During the Battle of the Wilderness in the Civil War, Union general John Sedgwick was inspecting his troops. At one point he came to a parap...
Category: Stories
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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When The Immanuel Baptist Church First Called ...
Shared By: Tim Richards on Sep 2, 2004
Summary: When the Immanuel Baptist Church first called Pastor Waite he quickly made his way to each home. Letting people know that he wanted to know anything about the people that would be helpful in his ministry. It wasn’t long before the new pastor knew mo...
Category: Stories
based on 8 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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A Large Majority Of Men--married And Single--say ...
Shared By: Lou Nicholes on May 27, 2005
Summary: A large majority of men--married and single--say they wouldn’t have an affair, even if they were certain their loved one would never find out, says a Gallup poll commissioned by Self magazine, in the June (1992) issue. Of 500 men surveyed, 67% of ma...
Category: Statistics
based on 1 rating
Denomination: Baptist
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Svetlana Stalin, The Daughter Of Josef Stalin, ...
Shared By: Lou Nicholes on May 27, 2005
Summary: Svetlana Stalin, the daughter of Josef Stalin, told the incredible story is told of how her father Josef Stalin had been a seminary student, preparing for the ministry. Then he came to a point in life where he made a decisive break from his belief i...
Category: Stories
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: Hosea 12:1-14
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Rules to Help Women Understand Men:
Shared By: Davon Huss on Jun 20, 2005
Summary: Rules to Help Women Understand Men: 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up- don’t come tell us about it. Put it down. 2. Don’t make us guess. 3. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to- expect an answer you don’t want to hear. ...
Category: Humor
based on 6 ratings
Scripture: Acts 2:2
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Raymond P. Murray—Wanted
Shared By: Davon Huss on Jun 20, 2005
Summary: Raymond P. Murray- Wanted The great want of this age is men: Men who are not for sale; Men who will condemn wrong in friend or foe- in themselves as well as others; Men whose consciences are as steady as the needle to the pole; Men who will st...
Category: Quotes
based on 2 ratings
Scripture: none
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Dr. Mcgee Use To Say, "when Dirt Gets Stuck On ...
Shared By: Larry Jacobs on Jul 17, 2005
Summary: Dr. McGee use to say, "When dirt gets stuck on itself - It’s mud"
Category: Quotes
based on 5 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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On May 30, 1896, Motorist Henry Wells Hit ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Dec 8, 2005
Summary: On May 30, 1896, motorist Henry Wells hit bicyclist Evylyn Thomas on a New York City street. It was America’s first auto accident. Thomas’s injury: a broken leg; car that Wells was driving: a Duryea motor wagon; Well’s penalty: a night in jail; ...
Category: Statistics
based on 2 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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One Of The Golfers On The Pro Tour Some Years Ago ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Dec 8, 2005
Summary: One of the golfers on the pro tour some years ago was a pompous egomaniac with the emotional maturity of a six-year-old. He could do nothing wrong and always had a quick excuse for any loss: it was a lousy course, the other golfers were cheating, th...
Category: Humor
based on 5 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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The Average Male Is: 5' 9" Tall And 173 Pounds. ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Dec 12, 2005
Summary: The average male is: 5’ 9” tall and 173 pounds. Is married, 1.8 years older than his wife and would marry her again. Has not completed college. Earns $28,605 per year. Prefers showering to taking a bath. Sends about 7.2 hours a week eating. Does not...
Category: Statistics
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Better A Bald Head Than None At All. - Austin ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Dec 12, 2005
Summary: Better a bald head than none at all. - Austin O’Malley
Category: Quotes
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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One Member Of The Bridge Club Was Wearing A Gold ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Dec 12, 2005
Summary: One member of the bridge club was wearing a gold locket on a chain around her neck. “That’s lovely” someone said. Another player said. “Do you keep a memento in it?” “A lock of my husband’s hair,” replied the first woman. “Oh. But yo...
Category: Humor
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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One-Liners About Baldness
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Dec 12, 2005
Summary: One-liners about Baldness “Don’t regard it as losing hair. Think of it as gaining face.” “The good man always comes out on top.” “At least it’s neat.” “God only made so many perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.” from Bible.org
Category: Humor
based on 1 rating
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Do You Know What You Get When There Are Thirty ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Dec 12, 2005
Summary: Do you know what you get when there are thirty rabbits in a row marching backwards? You have a receding hairline. The Bell, the Clapper, and the Cord: Wit and Witticism, (Baltimore: National Federation of the Blind, 1994), p. 19
Category: Humor
based on 4 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none