Friday at quitting time, Jim said,

‘Boss, have you got any extra work I can do tonight?’

Sure do but I can’t pay you overtime.

That’s okay, I just don’t want to go home.

Why not?

Well, I’ve been in the doghouse since last night.

I see...Why? What did you do to deserve that?

I still don’t know, it must be one of those woman things.

I was minding my own business relaxing in front of the TV.

My wife enters the room & asks, "What’s on the TV?"

And honestly, I swear all I said was, "Dust!"

She’s been mad

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