How shrewd are we?

HOW SHREWD ARE WE?

Congregational Participation Question: How would you define the word “shrewd”? Can you think of something that you or someone else did that would qualify to be called “shrewd?”

Here are some definitions from the dictionaries:
Cambridge:
possessing or based on clear understanding and good judgment of a situation, resulting in an advantage
He was shrewd enough not to take the job when there was the possibility of getting a better one a few months later.
It was shrewd of you to make that investment.
She is a shrewd politician who wants to avoid offending the electorate unnecessarily.
She has a reputation for shrewd management decisions.
It was a shrewd move to buy your house just before property prices started to rise.
She has a shrewd eye for publicity and rarely misses an opportunity to appear in the media.

Webster’s:
1: marked by practical hardheaded intelligence; "a smart businessman"; "an astute tenant always reads the small print in a lease"; "he was too shrewd to go along with them on a road that could lead only to their overthrow" [syn: {astute}, {sharp}]
2: used of persons; "the most calculating and selfish men in the community" [syn: {calculating}, {calculative}, {conniving}, {scheming}]

Related Words: canny, crafty, foxy, ingenious, slick, sly, tidy; clever, intelligent, knowing, quick-witted, smart; polite, smooth; judicious, prudent, sensible, wise; penetrating, piercing, probing; acute, keen, sharp; farsighted, foresighted
Contrasted Words green, naive, simple, soft; foolable, gullible, slow

Keep this meaning of the word “shrewd” in mind as you hear the story found in Luke 16:1-8 once again.
An employer discovers that one of his managers has been cheating him and defrauding his business. The boss calls Wile E. Coyote to his office and tells him to clean out his desk and produce his account records.
The account manager considers his options. He knows that he is too old to get another job that pays as well. The thought of manual labour brings blisters to his hands. Until now the most demanding physical thing he had ever done was moving his golf clubs from the garage to the Mercedes ML 430 and back from the Mercedes into the garage. Unemployment insurance will not pay all his bills and a lawyer will only tie things up for months. So, he arranges a lunch appointment at an expensive restaurant with his main accounts to do some wheeling and dealing.
During his last meal on his company’s credit card, he discusses each client’s accounts. He tells them that since they have been such good customers he is offering them a rebate on their previous purchases to be credited to their account. They sign the papers, shake hands, and return to their respective office thinking that the account manager is a wonderful man.
Later that afternoon, the account manager brings his books to his boss’s office. The boss takes one look at the books, smells something, stands up and goes to the back room. “Oh, oh” thinks Wile E. “Here it comes. He’s going to come back with a security guard and have me arrested.” But, instead, the boss comes back with an envelope and a piece of clothing. “You’re fired. Here’s your severance. But before you leave, try this on for size.” As he started tying the strings around his manager’s waist, the boss said: “Wile E. Coyote, you’re a dirty, rotten scoundrel, but