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ďMaking mom happyĒ
Today is Motherís Day. We want to honor our mothers as Scripture commands, and we want to do our best to make them happyÖfor at least one day. The Lord knows that there have been enough days that we have made them cry. There is a slightly selfish reason that we have for wanting to make them happy. We all know that if momma ainít happy, ainít noboby else happy either! So we do the only things that we know to do. First, we get them a card. Most of you mothers would probably agree that the best kind of card is one of the homemade variety. If any of you kids did that, hopefully, yours didnít go like this: "I was going to buy a card with hearts of pink & red. But then I thought Iíd rather spend the money on me instead. Itís awfully hard to buy things when oneís allowance is so small. So I guess youíre pretty lucky I got you anything at all. Happy Motherís Day. There, Iíve said it. Now Iím done. So how about getting out of bed & fixing breakfast for your son."
If the card doesnít work at making mom happy, we buy them a gift. That responsibility usually falls to dad. Although the only person a man usually shops for is his mother or his wife, the whole experience is a stressful one. Many a man has felt extreme frigid temperatures for a long period based on a poor present decision. Iíve learned a few tricks along the way, so let me give you some advice just in case you havenít made your purchase yet.
1. Donít buy anything that plugs in.
2. Donít buy clothing that involves sizes. The chances are one in 7000 that you will get her size right, and your wife will be offended the other 6999 times. "Do I look like a size 16?" sheíll say. Too small a size doesnít cut it either: "I havenít worn a size 8 in 20 years!"
3. Avoid all things useful.
4. Donít buy anything that involves weight loss or self-improvement. Sheíll perceive a six-month membership to a diet center as a suggestion thatís sheís overweight.
5. Donít buy jewelry. The jewelry your wife wants, you canít afford. And the jewelry you can afford, she doesnít want.
6. Donít buy her any frilly underwear. Remember; this day is for her, not for you.
7. Finally, donít spend too much. "How do you think weíre going to afford that?" sheíll ask. But donít spend too little. She wonít say anything, but sheíll think, "Is that all Iím worth?" - SOURCE: Herb Forst in Cross River, NY, Patent Trader, in Readerís Digest, Page 69.
If the gift that you have purchased fits into any of these categories, you might want to hide them under the bed and make a quick trip to Walmart or the mall sometime this afternoon.
As nice as sweet cards and meaningful gifts are, they have one shortfall Ė their ability to make mom happy is short-lived. Almost as soon as the gifts are presented, sister and brother go back to fighting, and dad goes back to living in his world of isolation.
This morning, I would like to suggest 7 ways that you can keep mom happy over the long-term because she will feel like she has accomplished something of real worth in the lives of her children. The means that I am going to give you this morning come both from words in the Bible and from words that moms have spoken to their children for generation after generation. Iíve learned that if you want to make momma happy, donít listen to all the advertisers.
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