Sermon:
What ever happened to Ice tea and Front Porches?
Part 3- Men are from Mars Women Are From Venus
Romans 12:1-8
Pastor Ryan Akers

Me- In my short life I have learned many things. rewind an electric motor, change oil in a car, build computers from the ground up, properly mow a yard. I have read countless books on philosophy and theology. I have studied under PHD Professors.

You- Do you guys know what I mean? Is there any man here that would be bold enough to say they understand the wonderful complexity of the beautiful ladies sitting in this room.

If you say yes then may God have mercy on your soul.

*Rules of Engagement- Story about a married couple, engaged couple, and single guy- single guy always jokes about not wanting to get stuck in a serious relationship and believers the married and engaged couples are trapped. The engaged guy is always looking for advice for a successful relationship from the married guy who is cynical about marriage. An example would be when the engaged man is looking to understand how to have good communication and get along. The married guy says its all about compromise. He says, ďFor example, I didnít want a cat, she wanted a cat. So we compromised and got a cat.Ē

Just an example of how society jokes about our differences.

*Rules that guys wished girls knew

Learn to work the toilet seat: if itís up, put it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
If you ask a question you donít want an answer to, expect an answer you donít want to hear.
Donít ask him what heís thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
Shopping is not a sport.
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints donít work.
Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think weíd be any good at choosing which pair out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
Christopher Columbus didnít need directions, and neither do we.


Video- Men vs. Women- found on sermonspice.com

All around us we hear jokes about how different we are. Men believe women should quit nagging and accept who they are and women think men should be more sensitive to their needs and take time to really listen to what they have to say.

Differences should not be joked about. Our differences should be celebrated.

Week 1: Power in community- Without unity there is no community- practice relationships
Week 2: When community hurts- how to overcome it- forgiveness is me giving up the right to hurt you for hurting me

Week 3: A communityís strength is found in its differences not its similarities.

God- God created us to be different because if we were all the same nothing would get done. Nobody could work together as