Our Days Are Numbered
Celebration Service
May 5, 2002

A man went in for his annual checkup and received a phone call from his physician a couple of days later.
The doctor said, "Iím afraid I have some bad news for you."
"Whatís the news?" the man asked. "Well, you have only 48 hours to live."
"That is bad news!" said the shocked patient.
" Iím afraid I have even worse news," the doctor continued.
"What could be worse than what youíve already told me?" the patient stammered.
"Iíve been trying to call you since yesterday."

Death. The mere mention of the word causes many people, including Christians, to shiver. Itís been said that people will talk about nearly anything these days, but the one taboo left in America is the topic of death. Preacher John Lares said in his message, "Good News for a Weeping World":

Do you know what the modern taboo is? I read an article recently that said that we now wear on our T-shirts what we used to keep secret from our closest friends. Isnít that the truth? Look at the messages on some T-shirts. How open our society is about so many things! When I was young, you didnít talk about a lot of those things, especially in mixed company. Now, it seems that anything goes--except for one subject. You know what the modern taboo is? Death, donít talk to people about death. They donít want to talk about it.

Well John youíre right. Generally speaking, people donít want to talk about death. Oh, itís true enough that we are aware of its inevitability. Most of us are honest enough to admit its going to happen to us one day. But the fact remains that we still donít want to have an honest discussion about it. Itís morbid. Itís depressing, Itís too morose. Granted, it can be these things, but only if we separate death from life. You see from Godís perspective, death is merely the beginning of real life. Real life, that is, if we have openly accepted the gift of His Son Jesus Christ into our hearts.

Itís just interesting to me that death was never part of the big picture. When our original parents, Adam and Eve, were created, they were created perfect. This means that they were created to live forever. Well, the first few days went smoothly enough, but then the train got derailed. Hereís how it really happenedÖ

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonaldís. And McDonaldís brought forth the 99 cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that Man so admired.

And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with
Thank you Jackie for your kind words :-)
Jackie Mccullough of First Baptist Church
September 8, 2008
This is a refreshing passage of scripture that inludes many of the Bible issues of death and why it exists. Good job, and practical down to earth illustrations and introductions to the subject at hand. Great job!!
Thank you Jackie!