Contributed by Steve Shepherd on Dec 20, 2009
Here’s some good solid advice for making the new year better.
1- The new year - Be careful
2- The new year - Be thoughtful
3- The new year - Be thankful
INTRO.- ILL.- Pete, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette. “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking," Ken responds.
“I’m in the process of quitting,” replies Pete with a grin. “Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.”