Contributed by Sermoncentral on Jun 18, 2007
A severe rash prompted a man from a rural area to come to town to be examined by one of my colleagues. After the usual history-taking followed by a series of test, the physician advised the patient that he would have to get rid of the dog that was evidently causing the allergic reaction. As
Contributed by Sermoncentral on Aug 5, 2010
Here are some final words of wisdom:
Anybody who sleeps like a baby doesn’t have one.
At my age, I’ve seen it all, heard it all, and done it all, but now, I just can’t seem to remember it all.
He who laughs last ... thinks the slowest.
The early bird gets the worm, but
Contributed by Sermoncentral on Apr 12, 2007
"Humor involves sentiment and character. Humor is of a genial quality; dwells in the same character with pathos,
Contributed by John Shearhart on May 16, 2002
Have you ever heard these humorous epitaphs?
1. “Here lies Anne Mann. Who lived an old maid, but died an old Mann.”
2. “Beneath this sod, a lump of clay lays Arabella Young; who on the 21st of May began to hold her tongue.”
3. “The children of Israel wanted bread, the Lord sent them
Contributed by Sermoncentral on Aug 2, 2012
Definitions matter. Do you know what these words mean?
ABDICATE: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,