Contributed by Owen Bourgaize on Oct 18, 2000
If you look at a sundial on a cloudy day, the pointer doesn’t leave a shadow to indicate the time, it’s quite ineffective in that state. Without the “sealing of the Spirit” we’re just like that sundial, failing to live up to expectation and realizing our
Contributed by James Wilson on Nov 23, 2000
God’s design is for a man and woman to enter into a permanent, intimate relationship with one another. A relationship like Eddie and Mary enjoy. Let me read you a letter that Eddie wrote to Ann Landers:
Dear Ann Landers:
On Aug. 14, 1945, the war ended in the South Pacific. That was
Contributed by Brian Mavis on Oct 26, 2000
Questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Here are a few of their responses:
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(Judy, 8) “Eight-four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your
Contributed by Denn Guptill on Oct 31, 2000
Listen to the words of a Minister who ended up with a ruined marriage and a ruined ministry after a one night stand "adultery isn’t something that happens with the act -- it happens months beforehand. It’s an attitude. You disconnect
Contributed by Davon Huss on Jan 29, 2001
One of the powerful figures in Wall Street fell in love with an actress. For many months he was always seen escorting her about in the fashionable circles of town. Deciding to marry her, he first put a private detective to the job of looking into her former dealings and friends in order to guard
Contributed by Ross Mitchell on Jan 30, 2001
A husband was told by the marriage counselor to try and be nice to
his wife. One day he comes home from work. He’s dressed up in a suit, he has
cologne on, he has a bouquet of flowers and a box of candy in his hands. He’s
trying to make a good impression. The wife
Contributed by John Walls on Jan 31, 2001
A young man wrote this to his girlfriend. “Sweetheart, if this world was as hot as the Sahara desert, I would crawl on my knees through the burning sand to come to you. If the world would be like the Atlantic Ocean, I would swim through shark infested waters to come to you. I would fight
Contributed by Mark Beaird on Nov 3, 2000
In the December 4, 1989 issue of Newsweek magazine, there was an article about a little known mental disorder called erotomania. It is a mental illness in which a person has the delusion that he or she is the object of someone’s love. Some imagine love affairs that continue for years, yet it
Contributed by Mark Hensley on Oct 18, 2000
One of life’s major mistakes is being the last member in the family to come down with the flu -- after all
Contributed by Timothy Peck on Feb 1, 2001
A newspaper columnist named George Crane told once of a woman who was full of hatred toward her husband. Someone counseled the woman to act as if she really loved her husband, to tell him how much he meant to her, to praise him for every decent trait, to be kind, considerate, and generous whenever
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Feb 21, 2001
Jack Benny was rather shy when he was young. One day at work he saw a young lady that greatly attracted his attention. But he was too shy to speak to her. So he went to the florist & ordered one red rose to be sent to her without any card enclosed. And every day he repeated that
I don’t think its any mistake that John Eldridge writes in his book the Sacred Romance: “It is a rare soul indeed who has been sought after for who she is - not because of what she can do, or what others gain from her, but simply for herself. Can you recall a time when a significant
Contributed by Wayne Major on Mar 28, 2001
I read somewhere that there are only two things a man can’t hide: the fact that he is drunk, and the
Contributed by Darren Ethier on Apr 11, 2001
There was a couple who were sitting with a marriage counselor for their first session and the good doctor asked them to identify what seemed to be the root of their problems. The wife responded, "It all started when we thought it would be cute to think up each other’s New Year’s
Contributed by Brian Mavis on Apr 11, 2001
Chemistry 101 -- Table of Elements
Two new additions to the Periodic Table of Elements:
Element Name: WOMAN
Atomic Weight:(don’t even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze at anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Jan 24, 2001
As a part of an assignment for a doctoral thesis, a college student spent a year with a group of Navajo Indians on a reservation in the Southwest. As part of his research he lived with one of the Navajo families, sleeping in their hut, eating their food, working with them, & generally living the
Contributed by Alan Perkins on Apr 25, 2001
"Rules of Male-Female Relationships"
1. The Female always makes the Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of
Contributed by Alan Perkins on Apr 25, 2001
"The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine
Contributed by Gregory Dawson on Apr 26, 2001
One night in New York, on Broadway, the
great star Mary Martin was preparing to go on stage, as she had a 1000 times before, in
Rodger & Hammerstain’s South Pacific. Just before she took stage a note was handed her.
The letter was signed Oscar Hammerstein who was that evening on his death bed.
Contributed by Jeff Strite on May 8, 2001
A young American engineer was sent to Ireland for a year. When he left, his fiancé gave him a harmonica. She said, "I want you to learn to play this: it will help to keep your mind off those Irish girls."
He wrote to her often and told he her that he was practicing his harmonica every night.