5. Hey, now there’s a gift.
4. If the dog buries this, I’ll be furious.
3. I love it – but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
2. To think – I go this on the year that I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
And the #1 comment regarding a bad Christmas gift…
1. This is a perfect gift, for wearing around the basement.
So if you’ve heard any of those comments about a gift that you gave, now you know what they really meant.
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