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A wife went with her friend to the police station to report that her husband was missing!

* When the policeman asked for a description, she said, “He’s 6 foot 2, has deep blue eyes, dark

wavy hair, athletic build, well-groomed and sharply dressed, weighs 185 pounds .......”

* “He’s soft-spoken, well-mannered and loves the children.” * The friend spoke up and said .......

* “But your husband is fat, 5 foot 3, rude, smokes cigars, bald, has a big mouth, never bathes,

dresses sloppy, his teeth is rotten and he is terribly mean to your children.”

* The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants that one back?”

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