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A man was eating breakfast and reading the newspaper one morning, and as we men do, he was absolutely absorbed with what he was reading. His wife was getting ready to go to work and popped into the kitchen and asked that most dreaded of all questions, "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?" To which by the way, there is no truthful answer. But the man, still absorbed in his paper, said something without thinking that he's still paying for. He said, "No dear, it's your hips that make you look fat."

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