"Hi, honey. The good news is that Amanda got through her first day at school. The bad news is the teacher wants to meet with us.
"The good news is that the parents of the boy she bit aren’t suing. The bad news is that he had to go to the doctor because of it and we’ll be paying the bill.
"The good news is that once we see her teacher, the school will accept Amanda back. The bad news is that she decided to drop out. Have a good day.”
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