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There was a guy who died and was being given a tour of heaven, and he saw a friend of his drive by in a beautiful Mercedes. He said, "Boy, this is great!"


"Oh, yes," St. Peter said, "your friend was really generous on earth; we had a lot to work with. Your transportation up here depends on your generosity down there." Then Peter gave him his transportation:

a Honda motor scooter.


He said, "Wait a minute, he gets a Mercedes, and I get a scooter?"


"That's right, it's all we had to work with." So the guy drove off in a huff.


A week later Peter saw this guy all smiles and said, "You feeling better now?"


The guy said, "Yea, I have ever since I saw my preacher go by on a skateboard!"

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