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My oldest daughter is about to turn 13. I just felt a whole bunch of parents shudder when I said that.


I am grateful that she and I are tight. She is still not TOO embarrassed to be around her old man, and we share a lot of laughs together.


I¡¦m grateful that at this point she still thinks that boys are gross, and you can bet that I¡¦ll be doing all I can to perpetuate that belief for as long as possible.


I¡¦ve toyed with the idea of buying some guns, just to clean when the boys start showing up. And buying some shooting trophies from a trophy store that say something like, ¡§1st Place, Moving Target Division,¡¨ or something like that.


Or painting the outline of a body on our front steps with a sign that says, ¡§Danielle¡¦s LAST boyfriend.¡¨


I think you get the idea. I mention these things to her and she just rolls her eyes and gives me a hug.

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