why you are tired. It’s no wonder you’re tired either! There aren’t as many
people actually working as you may have thought, at least not according to
this survey recently completed.
The population of this country is 284 million, 119 million over 60 years of
age, which leaves 165 million to do the work. People under 20 years of age
total 115 million which leaves only 50 million to do the work.
Then there are 28 million who are employed by the Government, and that
leaves 22 million to do the work. Six million are in the Armed Forces, which
leaves 16 million to do the work. Deduct 15,690,000. - the number in the
State and City offices, and that leaves 310,000 to do the work. There are
288,000 in hospitals, insane asylums, etc., so that leaves 22,000 to do the
Now, it may interest you to know that there are 21,198 people in jail, so
that leaves just two people to carry the load. That’s you and me!
And brother, I’m getting tired of doing everything by myself.
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