We've released a new version of SermonCentral! Read the release notes here.
Text Illustrations
What are some of the excuses you might have come up with to try and cover something you did, or didn’t, do? Here is a partial list of real excuses that were listed in a recent teen magazine for why students didn’t go to school.


Please excuse Tom for being absent on Jan. 30-31-32 and 33.


Please excuse Cynthia for missing school yesterday. I took her to the doctor and they shot her.


Timothy couldn’t go to school yesterday. I kept him home with Larry and Jitus.


And of course, the one I came up with when I was in middle school. Mrs. Sanderson was the school secretary. I called her and in my deepest voice, I said, “Please excuse Bruce for being absent today. I am sick and my dad is taking me to the doctor.”


In a very level and calm voice, she said, “You have 20 minutes to get here, Bruce.” I said, “Okay” and ran to school.

Related Text Illustrations

Related Sermons

Browse All Media

Related Media


Always Be Ready
SermonCentral
PowerPoint Template
Big Questions
SermonCentral
PowerPoint Template
Essential Equipment
SermonCentral
PowerPoint Template