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ILL. Sometimes so-called “Christians” are the most negative, sour people in the world –real mean spirited and ungrateful jerks. I knew one who must have been baptized in pickle juice instead of water. She claimed she had the spiritual gift of criticism –that’s one of the gifts listed in 1st Confusions 13 given for the implosion of the church. I called the Jehovah’s Witness down at the Kingdom Hall. Pretending to be her, I set up an appointment for them to come visit 6:00 am one Saturday morning, I wanted it to be convenient for both parties. I prayed she would convert so she would stop hurting the witness of the true church of Jesus. Since she showed up at my church the next day, I figured it must have been one of those deals where God answered not with a “Yes” but with a “Wait A While”.

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