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Maybe you heard about the wife that went down to the police station with her next door neighbor to report her husband was missing. The police officer asks for his description. So she told the officer, “Well, he’s 6 foot 2, blond, blue eyes, 35 years old, 185 pounds, great smile, wonderful with kids and very affectionate.” As they left the police station, the neighbor said, “You know your husband’s 55, 310 pounds, 5 foot 5, bald, has a big mouth and hates your kids.” The wife looks at her neighbor and says, “Who wants him back!”

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