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Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources. Some of these guys must have had a sense of humor.


"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." --U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." --USAF Ammo Troop

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do." --Unknown Marine Recruit

"Aim towards the enemy." --Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

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