Sermon Central
-
A Redhead Is Walking Through The Countryside, ... PRO
Contributed by Ed Sasnett on Oct 17, 2005 (message contributor)
A redhead is walking through the countryside, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.”
The woman agrees, “Okay. Give me a nice house.”
The genie replies, “You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.”
The redhead asks, “Give me a gorgeous man.”
The genie replies, “You have now one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.”
The redhead says, “For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there, beat me half to death with it.”
Three women were walking down a street and found a bottle laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said, “You will each get one wish.”
The first woman wished she was 20 times smarter. The genie made her 20 times smarter. The second woman wished she was 30 times smarter. The genie made her 30 times...
Continue reading this sermon illustration (Free with PRO)Related Sermon Illustrations
-
There Is A Story Of A Woodpecker Who Was Pecking ... PRO
Contributed by Abraham Shanklin on Jun 11, 2003
There is a story of a woodpecker who was pecking on a tree. Just as he flew away, lightning hit the tree and split it right down the middle. The woodpecker heard the noise, turned back, and said, “Look what I did!” A lot of us are like spiritual woodpeckers. We walk around consciously and ...read more
-
It Was Said That Martin Luther Was Observing A ...
Contributed by Larry Brincefield on Jun 11, 2003
It was said that Martin Luther was observing a painting of the crucifixion of Jesus... and he was so deeply moved that he ...read more
-
Twenty Ways To Encourage Your Children To Use ... PRO
Contributed by Rick Davis on Jun 11, 2003
TWENTY WAYS TO ENCOURAGE YOUR CHILDREN TO USE DRUGS AND BECOME HOODLUMS,TRAMPS AND REBELS. 1. Never eat together as a family. 2. Never have weekly, monthly, or annual family outings that they can look forward to as a family unit. 3. Talk to your children, ...read more
-
The Prince Of Grenada, An Heir To The Spanish ... PRO
Contributed by Jeremy Houck on Jan 15, 2005
The prince of Grenada, an heir to the Spanish crown, was sentenced to life in solitary confinement in Madrid’s ancient prison called "The Place of the Skull." The fearful, dirty, and dreary nature of the place earned it the name. Everyone knew that once you were in, you would never come out alive. ...read more
-
Marriage Jokes PRO
Contributed by Rick Davis on Jun 11, 2003
MARRIAGE JOKES 1. Marriage made in Heaven — So is thunder in lightening!! 2. Love is a dream — Marriage is an alarm clock 3. A honeymoon is a Short Pause - between - I Do and You Better 4. Lady went to get a divorce— Lawyer: “Do you have ground?” Lady: “About 2 ...read more
Related Sermons
-
-
God’s Purpose In Your Barrenness
Contributed by Margaret Minnicks on Jun 3, 2013
God had an ultimate purpose for the barrenness of biblical women such as Hannah in the Old Testament and Elizabeth in the New Testament.
-
Women Of Faith
Contributed by Jerry Flury on May 21, 2012
Paul commends Timothy for his faith which was first found in his grandmother and mother as both were women of faith – faith that was genuine, communicated, and influential.
-
The Value Of A Woman Series
Contributed by Matthew Kratz on May 15, 2018
Paul proclaims The Value of a Woman, as specific women are identified and 1) Commended as an Excellent Helper (Romans 16:1–2), 2) Commended for Excellent Hospitality (Romans 16:3-5a) and 3) Commended for Excellent Hard Work (Romans 16:6-7, 12-13).
-
The "Go-To" Gal Series
Contributed by Clair Sauer on Aug 1, 2017
A sermon about the prophetess Huldah.
