The motorist didn’t like to be preached to, so he rolled down the window and yelled, "Mind your own business, you religious nuts!"
A few seconds later the two fishermen heard tires screech, then a splash.
The rabbi turned to the others and said, "I told you we should’ve just written, ’Bridge Out.’ "
(Reader’s Digest, adapted)
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