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Cartoon from shows a line of pews and a sentence being passed from pew to pew.

1st pew: My ear kind of hurts 2nd pew: The pastor has an earache

3rd pew: The pastor got a hearing aid 4th pew: The pastor is having trouble hearing

5th pew: The pastor got a double earring

6th pew: An old lady with a cane is walking out and says”: That does it, I’m outta here! The pastor’s got a double earring.