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A man was walking through a supermarket with a screaming baby in the shopping cart.

A woman nearby noticed that time and again the man would calmly say: “Keep calm, Albert. Keep calm, Albert.”

Finally, in admiration for the man’s patience as the child continued to wail, the woman walked up to him and said: “Sir, I must commend you for your patience with baby Albert.”

To which the man replied, drawing himself up: “Madam, I am Albert!”