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A mother knows she’s been home too long for the following reasons:

1. She begins to talk to Barney as a real person.

2. She forgets which one is real – Mister Rogers or King Friday.

3. She cries for a wedding on Sesame Street.

4. She is one of the congregation that JUST laughed at the first three reasons-because she knew what all three of them was about.

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