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Well, for you who aren’t sure if you were from a small town, let me help you out. You know you’re from a small town when:

• The city limits signs are both on the same post!

• The local Motel 6 sleeps 6. (You’ll notice is says that in Bethlehem “…there was no room in THE Inn.” Bethlehem didn’t have a big tourism industry.)

• You know you’re from a small town when: You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.

• You don’t signal turns because everyone knows where you’re going anyway.

• The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions. (That’s actually the case in Juneau, Alaska.)

• Driving cars up and down Main Street is a universal High School experience.

• A “Night on the Town” takes exactly 11 minutes. (By the way, if you’re getting these jokes, then you’re from a small town.)

• The New Year’s baby was born in October.

• You have to name six surrounding towns to explain where you’re from.


Well, if you were giving Directions to Bethlehem, you’d say it was about 2 miles outside Jerusalem. Bethlehem may have been a sleepy little Suburb, but it did have some notable History.

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