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I Heard A Comedian Complain: "How Come The Jews ...
Contributed by K. Edward Skidmore on Dec 16, 2008 (message contributor)
I heard a comedian complain: "How come the Jews get to have SEVEN celebrations? As far as I can see the Christians only get to have three: Christmas, Easter, and the Daytona 500! (Larry the Cable Guy.)
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There Was A Priest In Dublin Who Explained The ... PRO
Contributed by Jane White on Dec 6, 2002
There was a priest in Dublin who explained the difference between this life and the next life by talking about the life of the dragonfly. At the bottom of the pond little grubs were crawling around. They wonder what happens to their members who climb up the stem of the lily and never come back. ...read more
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A Guy Had A Dream He Had Went To Heaven And Saw ... PRO
Contributed by Paul Humphrey on Jan 11, 2007
A guy had a dream he had went to heaven and saw many clocks. As is customary with these stories St. Peter is attending the gate. When asked what the clocks were for Peter replied that every person on earth has a clock here, and each time one sins, the hand on their clock moves just a bit. The ...read more
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Love By Our Personalities PRO
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Dec 6, 2002
Most of us define love by our personalities: (1) Sanguines (influencers)--- warmth, expressiveness, and intensity of feeling (the heart) (2) Cholerics (doers) —good works, provision, and services given (help) (3) Phlegmatics (relaters)—loyalty,listening, guiding, ...read more
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Dr. Harold Freeman, Former Professor Of ...
Contributed by Ed Wood on Jul 6, 2004
Dr. Harold Freeman, former professor of preaching at SWBTS, tells of a black man who came to Sunday School on a bus and expressed an interest in becoming a Christian. He lived a mile from the church, yet had never heard the name of Jesus. This was in ...read more
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Haddon Robinson Says, "If You Want To Get Rich, ...
Contributed by Kent Lenard on Aug 17, 2003
Haddon Robinson says, "If you want to get rich, invest in victimization. It is America’s fastest growing industry." He points out that millions of people are getting rich by identifying, ...read more
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The Cost Of Freedom Series
Contributed by Michael Mccartney on Jul 19, 2011
Memorial Day is a day to remember the ultimate sacrifice that many men and women gave to this country and to you and me personally. But I also want us to remember another meaning behind Memorial Day which is to honor the greatest sacrifice of all time whe
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America: God Shed His Grace On Thee
Contributed by Jimmy Dillon on Jul 1, 2013
This is a July 4th message about God's Grace & Mercy upon America.
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Ready To Open My Treasures
Contributed by Doane Brubaker on Dec 30, 2011
A sermon for Epiphany: the Magi inspire us to believe in Jesus' royal birth, to walk in his radiant light, and to present him with rightful treasures.
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What Did You Give For Christmas
Contributed by Rick Mays on Dec 27, 2010
Most people ask "What Did You Get For Christmas?" Using the wisemen as an example we look at this things they gave; 1) Their Time, 2) Their Treasure, 3) Their Testimony.
