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Your Problem...My Situation


When you get angry it’s because you’re ill-tempered... It just happens that my nerves are bothering me.


When you don’t like someone it’s because you’re prejudiced... I just happen to be a good judge of human nature.


When you compliment people it’s because you use flattery to get your way... I only encourage people.


When you take a long time to do a job it’s because you’re unbearable slow and pokey... I take a long time because I believe in quality workmanship.


When you spend your paycheck in 24 hours, it’s because you’re a spendthrift... When I do, it’s because I’m generous.


When you stay in bed until 11 A.M., it’s because you’re a lazy good-for-nothing... When I stay in bed a little longer, it’s because I’m totally exhausted.

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