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HERE ARE THE TOP 10 THINGS YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH

10.Hey! It’s MY turn to sit in the front pew!

9. Sign me up for nursery duty for a whole quarter!

8. Preacher, I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went overtime 25 minutes.

7. Personally, I find visitation night much more enjoyable than golf.

6. Hey, let’s stand up during the whole service.

5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the teenage Sunday School class.

4. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!

3. Could you please preach more about money!

2. Preacher, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

1. Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.

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