A Pirate Had A Wooden Leg, A Hook On One Arm, And ...  PRO

A pirate had a wooden leg, a hook on one arm, and a patch over one eye.

Someone asked him how these things happened.

He said that a whale bit off his leg,...

a crocodile had chewed off his hand,...

and a bird dropping hit him in the eye.

The other guy replied that he understood about the wooden leg having had his original bite off by a whale,...

and the hook was there to replace the hand the crocodile had chewed off,...

but a patch over the eye just because of...

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