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George Burns, an expert on growing old, said you know your getting old when:

-The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals

-You get winded playing chess

-Your children start to look middle-aged

-you sit in a rocking chair but you can’t get it going

-dialing long distance wears you out

-the little gray-haired woman you help across the street is your wife

-your knees buckle but your belt won’t

-And lastly, you know you’re getting older when stoop to tie your shoes and you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.

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