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This is a picture of Johnny. Johnny’s mother saw him playing church with the family cat. The cat was sitting there quietly while Johnny preached his sermon to the cat.

Johnny’s mother smiled and went back to her work. A little while later, she heard a huge commotion where Johnny was supposed to be playing. She heard the cat meowing and hissing. Obviously something was dreadfully wrong and she rushed to the door and looked out to see Johnny shoving the cat into a tub of water.

“What are you doing to the poor cat?” yelled his mother.

“I’m trying to baptize the stupid thing,” Johnny yelled back.

“You can’t do that to a cat. It’s afraid of water.”

“He should have thought of that before he joined my church.”