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A boy got his first job. As he was boasting about the amount of work he did, he said, "I get up at 5 a.m. and have my breakfast." He was asked, "Does anyone else get up too?" He replied, "Oh yes, mother gets up and fixes my breakfast and then fixes dad’s breakfast."


"And what about your dinner?" The boy said, "Oh, mother, fixes that too."


"Does your mother have the afternoon to herself?" The boy replied, "No, mama cleans the house, looks after the other children, and then gets supper for me and dad when we come home. Then we watch TV before we go to bed."


"What about your mother? What does she do?" The boy replied, "Mama washes some clothes and irons the rest of the evening."


"Do you get paid?" "Of course, Dad and I get paid."


"And what about your mother, does she get paid too?"


The boy replied, "MOTHER, GET PAID?! MOTHER DON’T GET PAID. SHE DON’T DO NO WORK."

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