To Value A Job Well Done
"If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
"If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
"Because I said so, that’s why."
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident."
"Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about."
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
"You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
"If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!"
Circle Of Life
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
"Stop acting like your father!"
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do."
"Just wait until we get home."
"You are going to get it when you get home!" ...
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