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These two Grand Mananers took a ferry off the island and went deep into the woods on the mainland, searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one Grand Mananer turned to the other and said, "I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!"

NOTE: Grand Manan is my hometown. If you have a group handy to you that you can use, go ahead. If not, "goober" is a good alternative ;)

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