There are several variations of that story.
In one variation a young bride puts a pan of water in the oven every time she bakes a cake. She figured that this somehow added moisture to the cake. On one occasion her mother is visiting and asks, "why do you put a pan of water in the oven to bake a cake?" The bride replied, "well mom, that's the way you always did it." "Yes," the mother replied, "but that's because my oven racks were uneven."
In one variation, a young bride is thawing the turkey for Thanksgiving Dinner. She puts the bird in the sink and covers it with a dishpan. "Mom, what is the purpose for putting a dishpan on top of the turkey to thaw?" "Sweetie, I put a dishpan on top of the turkey because we had cats."
Finally, from "humor in uniform" comes the story of the young Seabee electrician who was electrocuted from working on a live fixture. The Master Sergeant visited him in the infirmary and chewed him out. "What made you think you could work on a live fixture?" The apprentice replied, "Sir, I was trying to save time and I've seen you stand on one leg, grab the wires and splice them without turning off the power. " The Master Sergeant replied, "You dummy - didn't you notice that I've got a wooden leg?"
That story was from a collection called "Wooden You Know It" by Peg Mickleson.
Source of stories http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/secret.asp
SMALL MISUNDERSTANDINGS can become perpetual realities if left uncorrected. Such is the case in the study of the book of James.
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