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Two school teachers who hadn’t seen each other in several years met at a convention, & they began filling each other in on what had happened in their lives since the last time they had visited together.


One teacher said, "I got married two years ago." "Oh, that’s good," her friend replied.


"Well, no, not really," the first one said. "My husband is twice as old as I am." "Oh, that’s bad," her friend replied.


"Well, no, not really," she said, "because he is a millionaire several times over." "Oh, that’s good," her friend replied.


"Well, no, not really," she said, "because he turned out to be mean, & he won’t give me any money at all." "Oh, that’s bad," her friend replied.


"Well, no, not really," she said. "He did build us a $300,000 house." "Oh, that’s good," her friend replied.


"Well, no, not really," she said. "It burned down last month." "Oh, that’s bad," her friend replied.


"Well, no, not really," she said. "He was in it when it burned down."